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This Blog Will End at 100 Posts

This Post Marks #99 — I have had a blast in this space. I don’t regret anything. My name is Jesse LeJeune. I am a Nurse Practitioner in Alabama. I am in the cardiac subspecialty of mechanical circulatory support devices. These devices keep people alive when they shouldn’t be any longer, and can keep them…

Containment Fiction

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Containment Fiction

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Mirror and backup blog: https://lack.substack.com/ — PINNED— This is a blog that will act as an asylum and refuge from the impending, inevitable collapse of Wikidot, which has hosted all major forms of containment fiction thus far. It will be a publishing platform for future pieces of containment fiction, well as an archive of my prior…

Containment Fiction

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Containment Fiction

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Mar 14

125 Hot Takes To Go

100% guaranteed to ruffle your feathers or your money back — I promised one more article on this blog to make it an even 100 posts. Here it is. True to form, most of these are about the SCP Wiki and its sociopolitical ethos vs mine. Honestly, I wish I could say these were carefully collected and stored over the duration…

Scp

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125 Hot Takes To Go
125 Hot Takes To Go
Scp

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Aug 15, 2022

Karma is a Big Bad Bitch, -EN Authors

NEWS/OPINION — “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” — -EN’s Request (Left) | Harmony’s Request (Right)

Scp

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Karma is a Big Bitch, -EN
Karma is a Big Bitch, -EN
Scp

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Aug 12, 2022

SCP Thinks Its Shit Don’t Stink

NEWS/OPINION — Things SCP Staff have swept under the rug and hoped you would just forget about. — “If your principles change, they aren’t principles.” SCP’s moral edifice pivots on inclusion in their social club. If you are in, you are human. If you are out, you are not. If you are out of their social graces, you have no rights. The only exception to this is Harmony’s…

Scp

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SCP Thinks Its Shit Don’t Stink
SCP Thinks Its Shit Don’t Stink
Scp

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Aug 2, 2022

AOE: Anomalous Object Entry

AOE-822022 -J — Codename: Patho-gene-city — Anomalous Object Entry AOE-822022-J Object Severity High Containment Difficulty High Containment Status Uncontained Containment Specifications The pathogenecity of AOE-822022-J is currently being investigated, so as to prevent future outbreaks. Documentational trauma is to be mitigated by the detailed assessment of AOE-82022-J lifecycles and pathophysiology. Discoveries are to be expedited for regular publication of findings. …

Aoe

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Aoe

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Jul 28, 2022

Confic Magazine Retro-Causally Attempts to Steal Really Cool Term

NEWS/OPINION — Some serious chronological crime going on here — July 28, 2022 — Disgusting and severely un-based online magazine and publisher Confic Magazine LLC has been indicted for retro-causal intellectual property thievery from a prominent SCP Wiki author, [REDACTED]. …

Scp

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Scp

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Jul 18, 2022

SCP Wiki Member Comes Out, Shocks Community

March 19, 2041 — Totes_Fritter, a long-time and prominent member of the SCP Wiki shocked the community today by revealing a long-held secret in a Twitter post. The unexpected announcement was met with stunned peers and fans. Some welcomed the sudden turn of events and voiced their support. …

Scp

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SCP Wiki Member Comes Out, Shocks Community
SCP Wiki Member Comes Out, Shocks Community
Scp

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Jun 24, 2022

Brand-Interested SCP Authors Shill in Novel Ways, For Great Justice!

ANALYSIS/OPINION — “Hot damn look at that! A perfect, new cover for our desire to self-shill!” — SCP articles lacking signatures or author-names atop of them is weird, but when you realize the original inspiration — internet creepypasta — and how it was typically uncredited, appearing as if from the very ether, only to vanish just as swiftly — it kinda makes sense? — The Great Hippo…

Scp

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Brand-Interested SCP Authors Shill in Novel Ways, For Great Justice!
Brand-Interested SCP Authors Shill in Novel Ways, For Great Justice!
Scp

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Jun 24, 2022

The “Whimper End” in SCP Articles

OPINION/ANALYSIS — The One Writing Mistake Even the Best SCP Writers Don’t Know They’re Making — Writer Maureen Cleave, a music critic who closely covered The Beatles during their time, once asked John Lennon why he didn’t ever write songs with more than one-syllable-lyrics. It had taken a mortified Lennon five studio albums before the habit came to his attention. Reading all of the new SCP…

Scp

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The “Whimper End” in SCP Articles
The “Whimper End” in SCP Articles
Scp

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Lack of Lepers

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Separation of confic and state. The SCP Foundation Wiki’s most dedicated and hated critic. Co-founder @ Confic Magazine LLC. https://linktr.ee/lackoflepers

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