Mirror and backup blog: https://lack.substack.com/ — PINNED— This is a blog that will act as an asylum and refuge from the impending, inevitable collapse of Wikidot, which has hosted all major forms of containment fiction thus far. It will be a publishing platform for future pieces of containment fiction, well as an archive of my prior…

100% guaranteed to ruffle your feathers or your money back — I promised one more article on this blog to make it an even 100 posts. Here it is. True to form, most of these are about the SCP Wiki and its sociopolitical ethos vs mine. Honestly, I wish I could say these were carefully collected and stored over the duration…

NEWS/OPINION — “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” — -EN’s Request (Left) | Harmony’s Request (Right)

NEWS/OPINION — Things SCP Staff have swept under the rug and hoped you would just forget about. — “If your principles change, they aren’t principles.” SCP’s moral edifice pivots on inclusion in their social club. If you are in, you are human. If you are out, you are not. If you are out of their social graces, you have no rights. The only exception to this is Harmony’s…

AOE-822022 -J — Codename: Patho-gene-city — Anomalous Object Entry AOE-822022-J Object Severity High Containment Difficulty High Containment Status Uncontained Containment Specifications The pathogenecity of AOE-822022-J is currently being investigated, so as to prevent future outbreaks. Documentational trauma is to be mitigated by the detailed assessment of AOE-82022-J lifecycles and pathophysiology. Discoveries are to be expedited for regular publication of findings. …

NEWS/OPINION — Some serious chronological crime going on here — July 28, 2022 — Disgusting and severely un-based online magazine and publisher Confic Magazine LLC has been indicted for retro-causal intellectual property thievery from a prominent SCP Wiki author, [REDACTED]. …

March 19, 2041 — Totes_Fritter, a long-time and prominent member of the SCP Wiki shocked the community today by revealing a long-held secret in a Twitter post. The unexpected announcement was met with stunned peers and fans. Some welcomed the sudden turn of events and voiced their support. …

ANALYSIS/OPINION — “Hot damn look at that! A perfect, new cover for our desire to self-shill!” — SCP articles lacking signatures or author-names atop of them is weird, but when you realize the original inspiration — internet creepypasta — and how it was typically uncredited, appearing as if from the very ether, only to vanish just as swiftly — it kinda makes sense? — The Great Hippo…

OPINION/ANALYSIS — The One Writing Mistake Even the Best SCP Writers Don’t Know They’re Making — Writer Maureen Cleave, a music critic who closely covered The Beatles during their time, once asked John Lennon why he didn’t ever write songs with more than one-syllable-lyrics. It had taken a mortified Lennon five studio albums before the habit came to his attention. Reading all of the new SCP…