AOE-822022 -J — Codename: Patho-gene-city — Anomalous Object Entry AOE-822022-J Object Severity High Containment Difficulty High Containment Status Uncontained Containment Specifications The pathogenecity of AOE-822022-J is currently being investigated, so as to prevent future outbreaks. Documentational trauma is to be mitigated by the detailed assessment of AOE-82022-J lifecycles and pathophysiology. Discoveries are to be expedited for regular publication of findings. …

NEWS/OPINION — Some serious chronological crime going on here — July 28, 2022 — Disgusting and severely un-based online magazine and publisher Confic Magazine LLC has been indicted for retro-causal intellectual property thievery from a prominent SCP Wiki author, [REDACTED]. …

March 19, 2041 — Totes_Fritter, a long-time and prominent member of the SCP Wiki shocked the community today by revealing a long-held secret in a Twitter post. The unexpected announcement was met with stunned peers and fans. Some welcomed the sudden turn of events and voiced their support. …

ANALYSIS/OPINION — “Hot damn look at that! A perfect, new cover for our desire to self-shill!” — SCP articles lacking signatures or author-names atop of them is weird, but when you realize the original inspiration — internet creepypasta — and how it was typically uncredited, appearing as if from the very ether, only to vanish just as swiftly — it kinda makes sense? — The Great Hippo…

OPINION/ANALYSIS — The One Writing Mistake Even the Best SCP Writers Don’t Know They’re Making — Writer Maureen Cleave, a music critic who closely covered The Beatles during their time, once asked John Lennon why he didn’t ever write songs with more than one-syllable-lyrics. It had taken a mortified Lennon five studio albums before the habit came to his attention. Reading all of the new SCP…

NEWS/OPINION — A month after AdminBright, the community outs another predator from their inner midst. They had no clue, but others did. The only one who learned was the SCP Staff, who got rid of her immediately. — “Anyone who puts up an overly positive front is compensating.” — SariaStuff on Agent Jackrabbit, SCF Discord, May 5, 2022 Who Could Have Wondered?

OPINION/ANALYSIS — The Good, The Bad, & the Ugly — “Blessed are they who are not held by possessions, for they shall be free.” — The Sermon on the Mount The recent outage of WikiDot made people confront their sleeping addictions. While some took the time to reflect on the relative unimportance of the object of their dependency, and celebrated…

AOE-52222 — Codename: Tintinnabulum — Anomalous Object Entry AOE-52222 Subdesignations: 1 – 10,293 Object Severity Mild Catastrophic (Secondary, Potential, Assumed) Containment Difficulty Mild Infeasible (Secondary, Potential, Assumed) Containment Status Contained (Natively) Uncontainable Sequelae (Secondary, Potential, Assumed) Containment Specifications Instances of AOE-52222 are inert and informationally camouflaged by their anomalous nature. Under normal circumstances, no additional containment or precautionary education for nearby civilizations is required. Individuals who…

OPINION/ANALYSIS — Article influx is moving faster than the standards can. — “Yes. I remembered one part before I’d even read it. A good chunk of what I’m reading feels familiar too.” “I guess that makes sense. You’re certain?” “L. Moix: Let’s get this over and done with. I’m sick of these damn Summits.” — from SCP-6488 As of last month, I…