AOE: Anomalous Object Entry

AOE-20522 — The Universe is Absolutely Fucked

Anomalous Object Entry

AOE-20522

Object Severity

Undefined

Containment Difficulty

Undefined (Physical) / Low (Informational)

Containment Status

Uncontained / Misnformational

Containment Specifications

AOE-20522 is beyond the means of observation for the average individual.

Deep space observatories, programs, and academics have been preemptively misinformed about the anomaly’s details under the guise of a humorous scientific curiosity (“God’s Phallus”). This cover has been fronted in order to establish AOE-20522 in a false understanding of familiarity, and by means of in-plain-sight informational concealment. Dispersion of this information more fully and to less specialized demographics is nonetheless confounded as a matter of routine suppression.

Abstract

AOE-20522, also known scientifically as 3C 373, is the designation given to the oldest known, most remote quasar / luminous active galactic nucleus. AOE-20522’s age uniquely coincides with the beginning of the current universe (~13.8 billion years ago) and is by all indications the earliest form of matter. Academically, 3C 373 is referred to as “the ancestral point of all influence”, and is widely considered to be the focal material remnants of the big bang.

AOE-20522 was initially discovered and studied as part of the Hubble eXtreme Deep Field, and was further elucidated several hundred years later by more advanced observational technology and techniques. It features an ejecta jet that measures ~200 kilolight-years (60 kpc) long.

Anomalous Properties

AOE-20522’s anomalous properties are seen in the behavior of its large-scale jet, AOE-20522–1, which is anomalous in its manner of extension into space from AOE-20522, and its apparent retraction back into it. Its length oscillates between full extension and nearly zero extension from the host quasar. This pattern occurs rhythmically and over the course of billions of years. AOE-20522–1 only extends unilaterally; in one direction from the quasar as opposed to the typical bidirectional jet. The gravitational waves from this activity (“echo claps”) permeate all of space, are detectable as they traverse the cosmic background radiation, and can be rendered in audio as deep, droning tones.

Since observed, numerous aspects of AOE-20522–1 have changed. The period of the rhythmic cycle has been slowing, taking longer to complete, and with less apparent force. The jet has been shrinking in size, and is currently estimated to be at about 1/3rd of its initial length and extension into space from AOE-20522. This results in a reduction in the linear shape of AOE-20522–1, which with time attains a more “sagged” or “droopy” curvature.

Finally, less residual ejecta is being released into the universe from the tip of AOE-20522–1 upon each oscillation.