AOE: Anomalous Object Entry

AOE-392022 — Codename: Bacterial Ark

ARCHIVIST’S NOTE: This file has been recovered via archaeological data digs of Pl.B-302843 (EX-EARTH) and compiled onto the blockchain for distribution and retrieval. A designation, field inputs, and a description have been added posthumously.

Anomalous Object Entry

AOE-392022

Object Severity

Catastrophic

Containment Difficulty

N/A

Containment Status

N/A

Containment Specifications (ARCHIVED)

[AOE-392020] migration is to be thwarted by manufacturing a critical episode of sudden global cooling by available paratechnology. Organizations responsible for containing the anomalous are to deprioritize the veil of secrecy in order to better coordinate global efforts. In the deployment of this technology, conditions on Earth must remain within the bounds that have allowed life to continue for the previous thousand-millions of years, particularly with respect to the global carbon cycle.

Data is to be aggregated from previous, relatively short periods when the Earth suddenly cooled, and where there was a rapid expansion of glacial environments. Large-scale growth of the East Antarctic ice sheet and of sea ice in the Arctic are to be measured as absolute outcome data points in this effort, to gauge its appropriate speed and estimated time until realization.

All available, global pharmaceutical companies are to allocate resourses to the production of probiotics meant to restore gut flora; first of Homo sapiens, and next of as many keystone biological organisms as is feasible, with particular focus on high-yield livestock and ecologically pivotal species. Regulatory bodies are to immediately suspend and abort their agency over this sphere of manufacturing. Hospitals are to be focused on primary care, combating the eradication of natural gut flora, such as enteral infusions and fecal transplantations.

Update: All available bodies conscripted by the remaining globally-consilient governing bodies are to report to coordinates 75°N 90°W, previously known as Northern Canada, specifically the Arctic Archipelago. [AOE-392020] is amassing at a valley glacier occupying 38.7 km2 (14.9 sq mi) in the Expedition Fiord area of Axel Heiberg Island (79°30′N 090°50′W).

Space-native forces conscripted from a variety of previous nation-states are to engage AOE-39202–1 on the command of the WEF. The lack of information regarding this object is not sufficient to ignore its impending purpose or goal, no matter how unclear.

Update: THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN BROADCAST BY WEFG TO ALL CAPABLE ELECTRONIC AND RADIO-BASED COMMS SYSTEMS. All surviving members of Homo sapiens are to rendezvous at 31°4′12″N 81°25′13″W (previously Georgia, US, North America), 50°04′59″N 14°26′09″E (previously Vinohrady, Prague, Czech Republic), or 46°12′56″N 006°10′51″E (previously Cologny-Geneva, Switzerland). Any hope of survival is there. This is the final message.

Abstract

AOE-392022 was the sudden and inexplcable mass exodus of all bacterial life from the former planet Earth. Little information is understood about the event, except that it inevitably caused the global extinction of all life on the planet, save for a small Homo sapiens population that was able to partially emigrate thanks to paratechnology developed and procured by proto-containment organizations. The faction of this population that remained to attempt re-colonization of the planet are safely presumed extinct.

Anomalous Properties

AOE-392022–1 was the accumulated biomass of >98% of all bacterial life on the former planet Earth. AOE-392022 - 1 was tendril-like in shape, and at its maximum length, reached a trillion light years away from Earth. The purpose and physical means of this aggregation are unavailable. AOE-392022–1 dissipated over large scales of cosmological time, as its mass was interrupted or intercepted by asteroids, rogue planets, the formation of celestial bodies, and etcetera cosmological and gravitational/anti-gravitational forces.

It is by the remnants of AOE-392022–1 that Earth was eventually discovered and confirmed to be the ancestral home of universal life.